Thursday, March 26, 2009

I can't very well take my eyeballs out & turn them around..

Who decided what words
would be bad?

They are just words.
How come apple isn't bad?
But Asshole is?

It's been plaguing me
lately because,
I am almost 20 years old.
I moved out when I was 16,
I haven't lived with my parents
since then, and yet..
The second I say "fuck"
Shit hits the fan.

They don't really care about
anything but "fuck." Depends.
I have heard "watch your mouth!"
About 1000 x in the last week.

They are pretty amazing words.
They can mean so many different things.

Fuck [Fuhk]
  • To engage in sexual intercourse
  • slang; go fuck yourself
  • etc
Shit [Shit]
  • To defaecate
  • Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
  • Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person
  • Slang. something inferior or worthless
Ass [Ass]
  • A long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal
  • A stupid, foolish, or stubborn person
  • The buttocks
  • The rectum
Bullshit [Bool-shit]
  • nonsense, lies, or exaggeration
  • to lie or exaggerate to.
Asshole [As-hohl]
  • Slang; a stupid, mean, or contemptible person
  • insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
  • vulgar slang for anus
Cunt [Kuhnt]
  • Slang; the vulva or vagina
  • Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable
Dick [Dik]
  • Slang; Penis
Bitch [Bich]
  • a female dog
  • anything difficult or unpleasant: "The test was a bitch"

Sunday, March 22, 2009

I've got a good heart, but a bad attitude.